Saturday, October 16, 2010


Creme de la Creme Action-Scene

1 cup Hard Boiled cop (2 for extra serving)
5 cup Thug/Yakuza/Terrorist (Preferably German)/Mafia/Nigerian Pirate/Guerilla
2 tbl spoon firearm
6 tbl spoon ammunition
6 oz explosive


Okay people, this dish is easy to make, first you get one or two cups of Hard Boiled Cop, and give them some motivation (usually killing their partner/best friend since child-hood is acceptable), stir in 5 cup antagonist and bring to boil. Add 2 tablespoon of firearm and 5 tablespoon of ammunition, and reduce to simmer. Wait 75-80 minute, add 6 oz explosive (in the form of vehicle, barrels, boxes, etc, etc...), and serve (either in warehouse, hospital, construction site, or ship yard). Garnish with doves for display.


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